Test for smart people!

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?Let's find out just how clever you really are.Ready? GO!!! ?(scroll down)



First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ?







Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! ?Try not to screw up in the next question.

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. ?


Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? ?








Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this! Are you?
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Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer. ?





Did you get5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.


Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.What is the name of the fifth daughter?







Answer:
Nunu?
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NO!Of course not. Her name isMary.Read the question again ?



Okay, now the bonus round:There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.?

KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

3 days 4 night at my hometown.

I just came back from my hometown, Ipoh, Perak today. I spent four days with my family there. Haha… what I do is eating, shopping and sleeping. I’m quite tired although I sleep in the car along the journey but I do wake up when its time to eat. (*o*) WoOw…like pig ho? I also don’t know why? Maybe I like to sleep in the car so much.

Actually we are not going for holiday. My dad had his own business, after sending the goods to Temerloh, Pahang we started our journey to Perak so it doesn’t matter how many off days he took. Since I still have time to go for holiday lets not waste it coz I can start working on June. It’s a long journey. After took our breakfast, we bertolak from Kluang at 6 o’clock and reach Pahang at 11 o’clock. I don’t know what happen actually coz I sleep like a…..SHhhHHhhh.

Then we started our journey again after we took our lunch there. It’s took around two hours to reach KL and four hours to reach our destination. We reach there around 6 to 7 o’clock coz we accidentally masuk salah lorong. Hahaha..so shame. Actually our hometown is at Ipoh-Selatan just right after the plaza tol but we miss it and keep on driving until Ipoh-Utara. The worse part is we didn’t even realize. After took a big round coming down from highway we were (@@“) shocked!!!*** coz we cannot find the TESCO and JAYA JUSCO. What we all saw is a totally new city and there is no sign board to show us where to go. We have to pandai cari jalan loh. The road is quite complicated actually. *Sigh* after turning here turning there, passed to round-a-bout, traffic jam somemore we all relieve coz we saw the plot (Hospital Pantai) at Tambun. *No sweat* We got so many years didn’t go back to Perak already.

The next morning I already at Cameron Highland. I like the air there is so fresh and cool. As you know I’m a *gila bunga* type after I saw the colourful flower I can’t control anymore. Hope my neighbour remember help me to water the flowers. At last so sayang I only choose one flower coz I’m not sure is it still alive after I coming down. I scare it will layu but it so cheap RM4 per pot after discount RM1. The auntie there is so good I didn’t ask for discount also. Suddenly I feel a few drops of water dripping down actually RAINING. *Sigh* again. So sway la but I heard the strawberry owner said everyday also a rainy day. Because of rainy day we didn’t continue shopping. I HATE RAINY DAY!!! So sayang I didn’t try the special strawberry ice cream coz of the weather but I bought some strawberry and souvenir. The strawberry is quite cheap RM10 buy big free small box. I thought of buying the strawberry plan RM6 per pot but the plan seem like not very healthy. I miss it (Cameron Highland’s apple) RM2 per biji.
^_^~ it is white yellowish colour and I heard the auntie said the taste is better than honey dew. The thing that I won’t 4get to do is keep searching for my magnet collections!

Because of the *snake* road I have to take care of my flower. If not will tergolek here and there. Lucky, until today it still alive haven’t layu. The flower is very beautiful, it is my fav colour (babepink). The road is very narrow and dangerous. After coming back, my aunt said there was an accident last two months. If I’m not wrong, a tourist bus met an accident and no one alive.

We didn’t wasted our time there. We went shopping at Tesco, Jaya Jusco and the new opening Giant on 17 May. I keep on buying, shopping and eating. It was very crowded at Giant. They prolong the business hour to 12 pm. I tried the most famous food in Ipoh *nga choy kai* actually nothing special la (chicken + tauge + fishball) only, you can also eat with mee or hor fan. Until now, I still miss the taste, the smell and the crunchy ROTIBOY!!! Rotiboy Bakeshoppe is a world wide most famous roti (franchise). They only sell one type of roti and the business is very very good. The roti finish very fast and you have to queue long just for the RM1.50 per bun. *One is never enough… buns to die for! Not believe? Just go and try loh.. I didn’t lie.

On the way back we stop at Sg. Buloh just simply to have a look at the *Restoran Jejantas* and for relieve……???? Kakakaka. This is my 1st time eating above the road. There have Burger King, KFC, A & W, mynews.com and some food stall. After get into the car I feel like sleeping again ~ until we reached the next *Restoran Jejantas* before Ayer Keroh.

Nowadays policeman is very clever, they cari makan even on public holiday. A lot of Singaporeans kena saman. Then I continue sleep again until we reached the Ayer Hitam plaza tol. Hahaha……this is just a simple rumusan from my holiday.

And I gonna start working on 1 June liao loh.. I work in RHB bank. No more holiday, no more shopping and eating liao wor. Have to sleep early wake up early coz it took around 1 hour to reach there. Very far away ahh…. Hope everything will go smoothly with new friends. That’s all for today. Take care ya all my friends…

Happy Mother's Day!

To mother with LOVE

Just drop by to wish “HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY” to all wonderful mums in the world who sacrificed a lot (9 months) hohoohoh… so don’t ever forget the second week of May is Mother’s Day. Do something special for her (out of surprise)FRENCH KISS (^o^ ) *so sweet* WoOwWw just kidding la but I think if you want to do so (I mean you don’t mind) your mum also feel like vomit and geli (@@”)shocked!!! Anyway, it’s not easy to become a MUM. Even dictionary can’t explain much about this three word M>U>M other than mother.

Actually if you ask me, why it falls on the second week of May? I couldn’t give you a correct answer. I also don’t know but who ever know the story line please post to me. Hahahaha……thanx! Here, I would like to dedicate a meaningful journal to my loving, mum.


Mother dearest
You mean the world to me,
My life you’ve shaped with tender care
Ever so carefully.

When I’m alone I came to you
For you are always there,
You side me through my rights and wrongs
And guide me through despair.

I know I’ll try so hard to match
The undying love you’ve shown,
That never seems to have an end
Even now…… when I’m grown.

But I want you to know
That I treasure your love
And all the things you do,
And I know I’m the luckiest child alive
To have a mother like you.

6 weeks..6 months....6 years.....

>Dating process:
>6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
>6 months : Of course I love U.
>6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
>
>Back from Work:
>6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
>6 months : BACK!!
>6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
>
>Gifts:
>6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
>6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
>6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.
>
>Phone Ringing:
>6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
>6 months : Here, for you.
>6 years : PHONE RINGING.
>
>Cooking:
>6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
>6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
>6 years : AGAIN!!!!
>
>Apology:
>6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
>6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
>6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??
>
>New Dress:
>6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
>6 months : You bought a new dress again???
>6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
>
>Planning for Vacations:
>6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
>6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
>6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
>
>TV:
>6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
>6 months : I like this movie.
>6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.

I'm back...

Hello everyone, I’m back again. *wink*. I’m quite busy with my new job lately, but I hope can cope with it. Sorry Keat, I haven’t top up my hand phone credit yet but hope you receive my message through yahoo. Yup I receive your message today, thanks. I will go to KL for training maybe for a few weeks or months. Not sure. Now, I’m waiting for the letter.

I do not know why? Am I having insomnia? I just couldn’t have a nice sleep recently. Maybe I’m too nervous. I couldn’t imagine what will happen when I will be alone at the training centre there and so far away from my house. Meet with all new faces and strangers. My head full of unexplained question and exclamation mark. Who is my room mate? How many are they? How is the place? Can I get along with them? Can I sleep without my pillow? Can I cope with it? All kind of question surrounding my mind. Hope so, they are friendly and easy going.

Actually is quite kalam-kabut because I don’t know when is the date and have to prepare everything. Once you I receive a call, straight away have to be there the next morning.
I haven’t started packing my things…..*SssHhhhhhh* if not the boss will kill me. Nyek, nyek, nyek!!!

Quite boring sometimes when you have to travel there alone. *Sigh* I’m not used; I hate and scare to be alone. There is no one beside you to talk to you and…. Sure I will miss my family.
Ok, that’s all for today, take care ya all my friends. I won’t post my journal for a few weeks (maybe after I coming back from KL) Anyway, if I got something interesting I will get connected.