Why most females are single???!!

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual
men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but
are nice
men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but
are nice
men with money think we are only after their
money.

7. The handsome men without money are
after our
money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice
and
somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are
beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that
are
heterosexual, somewhat nice and have
money,
are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money and
thank
God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER
MAKE
THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first
move, automatically lose interest in us when
we
take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS
MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and
it's our job to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into
something
you'd like to have dinner with."